Stupid post titles aside, here’s my PSA after the last 240 hours I’ve endured:

Don’t drink whiskey on an empty stomach. It can result in broken hands.

Don’t believe me? Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I give you Exhibit A:

That ain't right.

The reason I’m sharing this with both of you is to tell you that even when your most important tool is broken, you can’t stop creating.

Be a good human and adapt.

Here’s a current iteration of the robot gorilla that was done post hand smash, pre hand fix:

GOrilla. The capital O was a typo, but I liked it.

More concept art is on the way, but it’s actually harder to do post operation because the doctor’s splint and bandage job has rendered my right hand pretty much useless.

Worth it though cause the titanium plate and screws in my 5th metacarpal mean I’m technically bionic and can definitely lead the charge in a post apocalyptic war against the machines by way of smashing them with my robot fist. /runOnSentence

I love you all. Except you, and I think we both know who you are.

No.

No they can not.

And to think I considered being a lawyer. I actually took the damn LSATs.

This post is just so I can remember what this period of life is like. When Jake and I are gazillionaires I can look back on my “Where’s rent come from and why does Philly tax law hate me?” days and laugh. Laugh so hard I shoot 30 year old scotch out of my nose and soil my golden fleece.

For now I’m going to do what any self respecting aspiring Game Artist should do to close out the business day… Drink a beer and draw something awesome.

Also, that game concept I alluded to in the last post has evolved. It’s now more of a celebration of running, jumping, and smashing things.

I know. I’m fuckin excited about it too.

The only speed bump in terms of development is wrapping up some client work, filing taxes, and wrapping up all our LLC paperwork. Sighclops.

Concept art to follow soon. Maybe one of you lovely three people will gimme some feedback. Perhaps you can even vote on some potential graphics and shape the game itself!

Unless of course your opinion doesn’t align with ours.